leonardwarren Chapter 1048 - 474: It’s All His Fault, What Are You Afraid Of?
Chapter 1048 - 474: It’s All His Fault, What Are You Afraid Of?
Forever in remembrance.Follow the will faithfully.
After driving for half an hour, finally reached the destination successfully.
Lin Li took out his phone and sent a message to Bai Bufan.
The other party didn’t respond immediately, so Lin Li opened the gaming chat group.
「Yang Bangjie:「Picture」」
「Zhang Haoyang: Everyone says Genshin Impact doesn’t exist in the real world, and I just laughed. Whenever the badminton gets blown away by the wind, I stand there and smile helplessly, saying, hahahaha don’t mess with me Lord Venti. When I get startled by thunder, I always think of the Thunder General’s image and I’m not scared anymore. When I’m traveling and see the towering mountains, I marvel at Zhongli’s greatness. When I see lush green trees, I always think of Nasida’s cute appearance.」
「Wang Ze: So when you see a cup leaking electricity, do you laugh and say Thunder General, stop messing around?」
「Qin Zeyu: When you see a mudslide while climbing a mountain, do you laugh and say Lord Zhongli, stop messing around?」
「Zhou Baowei: When you see it raining from the sky, do you laugh and say Lady Funina, stop spraying?」
「Yang Bangjie:「Picture」」
「Yang Bangjie: Do you laugh and say Lady Nasida, stop seducing people every time you see a tree hollow?」
「Zhang Haoyang:?」
「Zhang Haoyang: Damn, I love Genshin Impact so much. I discovered that Genshin Impact is truly a lifesaver. No matter what outrageous statement I make, as long as I have Genshin Impact on my homepage, it automatically triggers the first law, and at worst, I get criticized for playing Genshin Impact. But my parents are spared.」
「Lin Li: Actually, it’s by default that there’s nothing.」
「Zhang Haoyang:?」
「Zhang Haoyang: Lin Li, can you speak more eloquently?」
「Lin Li:「Firework」Actually,「Star」is by default「Rainbow」without「Flower」.」
「Zhang Haoyang:?」
Ignoring Zhang Haoyang’s question mark, Lin Li opened the voice chat and found that Bai Bufan wasn’t among the online members either.
Just as Lin Li was about to call Bai Bufan, he happened to reply to the message.
「Bai Bufan: What’s up?」
「Lin Li: What are you doing right now?」
「Bai Bufan: Playing a game, just died.」
A reasonable time for a chat.
「Lin Li: Staying home tonight? Not going out?」
「Bai Bufan: Just going to a nearby fairground. Recently, some incidents happened around my place, so I’m too scared to go out.」
「Lin Li: What kind of incidents?」
「Bai Bufan: There have been constant harassment incidents recently, causing a big stir, and even the police came.」
「Lin Li: You’re a guy, what are you afraid of?」
「Bai Bufan: I’m afraid of being recognized.」
「Lin Li: Then you really should be scared.」
「Bai Bufan: So why are you looking for me?」
「Lin Li: Come downstairs.」
「Bai Bufan:?」
「Bai Bufan: What’s happening?」
「Lin Li: Hurry up, come downstairs quickly, don’t dilly-dally like a woman.」
「Bai Bufan: I’m standing firm, not wavering.」
「Lin Li: Downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs...」
「Bai Bufan: What? Why? Didn’t I say I’m still playing a game?」
「Lin Li: Just pause it!」
「Bai Bufan: You damn...」
「Lin Li: I give you five minutes to come downstairs, hurry up, if you’re my bro, come stab me.」
「Bai Bufan:???」
「Bai Bufan: You’re downstairs?」
「Bai Bufan: I can’t finish the game in five minutes. If I go downstairs now, what about my digital parents?」
「Bai Bufan:?」
「Bai Bufan: You damn bastard, you’re not going to reply, right?!」
「Bai Bufan: Talk to me! LOOK IN MY ASS!!」
「Bai Bufan: Damn it! You bastard! Wait there! Get me eight revival armors later!」
Angry at being given the silent treatment, Bai Bufan flipped off his phone, typing in the game chat, "Sorry, my sister just said she saw my wife go to a room with her husband, I have to go AFK," then immediately got up, grabbed a coat from the chair beside the bed, and headed out.
Even though he thought Lin Li was a bit crazy, he felt a bit happy and excited himself.
Tch, if Lin Li isn’t downstairs, I’ll really be mad this time.
Of course, it’s the kind we can make up for.
But as long as he is truly downstairs, then going out it is.
Even if Lin Li was just passing by, calling him down only to tell him to go back and treating him like a monkey, Bai Bufan would accept it. At most, he’ll curse a few times in person, but he definitely wouldn’t get mad.
They’re all brothers.
Brothers, bro.
Meanwhile, watching Bai Bufan rush towards the door to the entrance and start putting on shoes, his parents, Father Bai and Mrs. Bai, looked at each other puzzled. Mrs. Bai asked, "Bufan, are you going out?"
Bai Bufan: "I don’t know."
Mrs. Bai: "?"
"What do you mean by ’you don’t know’?" After being stunned for a moment, Mrs. Bai continued to ask, "What are you doing going downstairs?"
Bai Bufan: "I don’t know, I’m curious why I’m going downstairs too."
"When are you coming back?"
Bai Bufan: "I don’t know."
Father Bai, Mrs. Bai: "?"
The two exchanged glances, worried that it was severe this time, as if they were ready to give up.
It feels like they could log off, maintaining it costs money.
"Dad, don’t be rash! It was Lin Li who called me out! But he didn’t tell me anything! That’s why I don’t know!"
Noticing his dad getting up to grab his belt, Bai Bufan sped up putting on his shoes while quickly explaining.
"Lin Li? Is he downstairs?" Father Bai, who didn’t attend the parent-teacher meeting, still heard of Lin Li, so he asked curiously.
Bai Bufan paused for a moment, giving the standard answer: "...Dad, I really don’t know this time."