leonardwarren Chapter 35 A Giant Spirit God Fell From the Sky?
Chapter 35 A Giant Spirit God Fell From the Sky?
Chu Jiang was sitting upright on that skull-patterned leather sofa, pondering which unlucky guy to start boosting the court's performance indicators.
The moment he had this thought, the entire First Yama Palace, no, the entire Underworld, trembled violently.
bang
A deafening roar came from the heavens, as if the sky had collapsed.
The eternally unchanging dark sky of the underworld was forcibly torn open by a blinding golden light, creating a huge gash.
Endless lightning surged within the crack, and a violent pressure instantly swept across the entire First Palace Plaza.
The dark blue paving stones on the square groaned under the weight, cracking and shattering in large patches.
The ghosts who were queuing up to conduct business and submit resumes screamed as they were thrown out and rolled into a heap.
A golden figure, hundreds of feet tall, bathed in lightning, slowly descended from the crack in the sky.
He wore a golden helmet and golden armor, his muscles were bulging, and he held a huge Xuanhua axe, the blade of which gleamed with a cold light, as if it could split mountains.
It was none other than the Heavenly Court's Righteous God, the Giant Spirit God.
"Who dares to establish their own laws and transgress the divine commands!"
The roar of the giant spirit was like ten thousand thunderclaps ringing in one's ears at the same time, and the sound waves turned into visible shockwaves that swept in all directions.
The "Three Paths Crossing" app's signal was instantly cut off, leaving only a spinning loading icon on the screens of the magical artifacts held by countless ghosts.
The newly erected side hall of the "Supreme Court of the Underworld" was shaken so violently that gold powder on the gilded plaque fell off in a flurry.
Inside the hall, Wei Zheng was so frightened that his beard stood on end. He stared intently at the great deity outside, his voice trembling.
"It's...it's the Giant Spirit God of Heaven! Dean, Heaven has intervened!"
Jin Suanpan's legs went weak, and he collapsed to the ground, his face paler than a ghost.
"It's over...it's over, it's going to be demolished before it even opens!"
Only Chu Jiang slowly stood up from the sofa, holding a thermos cup filled with goji berries.
He walked to the entrance of the palace, looked at the towering golden-armored war god outside, and frowned.
He did not kneel, did not panic, and did not even shake the water in his cup.
He turned to Bruch, who was standing to the side, and gave him instructions.
"Go check if the particulate matter levels are above the standard today. Where is this loud noise pollution coming from?"
Bruch paused for a moment, but immediately pulled out a small notebook and wrote it down.
"Yes, boss! I'll go complain to the Environmental Protection Department right away!"
The giant spirit stared at the tiny ghost official below him, whose head was not even as tall as his toes, with his two eyes as big as copper bells.
He saw the disdain in the other person's eyes.
He was a dignified deity of the Heavenly Court, sent down to the mortal realm by the Jade Emperor to punish this brat, and this little devil dared to ignore him? And even dared to complain that he was noisy?
A surge of anger shot straight to the top of his head.
"You little devil general, why don't you kneel before this divine ruler!"
The giant spirit roared, raised the Xuanhua axe in his hand, and was about to smash it to the ground to teach these ignorant underworld reptiles a lesson.
But his powerful axe swing stopped abruptly in mid-air halfway through.
An invisible yet indestructible force held up his axe, preventing him from pressing it down even slightly.
"Um?"
The giant spirit was stunned.
He felt as if his power had struck a ball of cotton—no, something even more bizarre than cotton; it was a rule, an order.
It was as if the world itself wouldn't allow his axe to fall.
Chu Jiang blew on the steam rising from the thermos and took a small sip.
"Li the coder."
"Yes, boss."
Li, the coder, appeared like a ghost beside Chu Jiang, holding a tablet computer in his hand.
Chu Jiang pointed to the huge thing in the sky that was still struggling with his axe.
"Read him our company's newly issued rules and regulations."
Li, the coder, opened a file with a blank expression and began to read it aloud in his emotionless AI voice.
According to Article 3 of Paragraph 2 of the "Trial Regulations on Noise Management in the Area Surrounding the Three Crossings Ferry of the Underworld Supreme Court": Any unit or individual that produces noise exceeding 120 decibels during non-designated times (such as disco or rock music modes) is committing a serious violation.
He looked up at the Giant Spirit God.
"According to the real-time measurement of the environmental monitoring module of the 'Santu Kuaidu' APP, the volume of your shout just now reached a peak of 360 decibels, which constitutes serious environmental pollution and disturbs public order."
The giant spirit was stunned.
"What decibel level? What regulations?"
He has roamed the Three Realms for so many years, and he has always relied on shouting when fighting. Once he gets into a fight, he has already won half the battle.
Today, someone actually told him that his voice was too loud and that he had violated the rules?
Chu Jiang slowly walked out, stood in the center of the square, and looked up at the Giant Spirit God.
"Simply put, big guy, you're off the charts."
He pointed to a line of large red text displayed on Li's tablet.
"According to regulations, you should be fined. But since this is your first offense, we'll give you a 20% discount. The fine is 100,000 Yin De Credit Points. Please scan this code to pay."
At the opportune moment, Li, the coder, zoomed in on the tablet screen, and a huge QR code appeared in front of the Giant Spirit God.
The Giant Spirit looked at the QR code and felt like his brain couldn't process it.
He descended to the mortal realm to punish wrongdoing and to demonstrate the majesty of the Heavenly Court, so how did it turn into a traffic violation scene? And why is he being fined?
"presumptuous!"
The giant... spirit god was so enraged that his entire body burst into golden light. "You mere ant, how dare you talk to me about fines! Today I'm going to tear down this dilapidated temple of yours, and see who dares to stop me!"
He sheathed his Xuanhua axe, gripped it with both hands, and mobilized all his divine power, preparing to unleash a devastating blow.
Chu Jiang sighed and put down the thermos in his hand.
"Sigh, there are always customers who don't like to go through the process and prefer to skip to the complaint stage."
He slowly pulled out that familiar, shiny black baseball bat from behind his back.
"It seems that we have no choice but to conduct legal education through physical methods."
Chu Jiang looked at the giant spirit god in the sky with a calm expression.
"Wei Zheng, the Golden Abacus."
"exist!"
"What are your orders, Dean?"
The two of them quickly ran over.
"Bring out our court's gavel, set up an incense table, and emphasize our professionalism."
Chu Jiang gave the instructions.
He raised the baseball bat in his hand and grinned at the giant spirit.
"Hey big guy, look at this stick of mine. It's thick and long, doesn't it look just like your axe handle?"
The giant spirit hadn't reacted yet.
The next second, Chu Jiang's figure disappeared from the spot.
The giant spirit felt a blur before his eyes, and an indescribable sense of crisis enveloped his entire body.
He instinctively raised his Xuanhua axe to block.
boom!
A deafening roar, a hundred times more muffled than his previous shout, exploded outwards.
The giant spirit's hundred-foot-tall body was slammed down from mid-air by an overwhelming force.
Boom!
The entire First Hall Square, along with several surrounding halls, shook violently.
As the smoke and dust cleared, a huge crater appeared in the center of the square.
The Giant Spirit God, the legitimate deity of Heaven, is embedded in the deep pit in the shape of the Chinese character "大" (big).
His golden armor shattered inch by inch, and the Xuanhua battle axe in his hand flew out and stuck on a distant mountain peak, still buzzing.
He struggled to get up, only to find that the little devil holding a baseball bat had somehow stepped on his chest.
Chu Jiang looked down at him, his tone indifferent.
"Now, can we have a proper discussion about noise pollution and compensation for damage to public property?"