leonardwarren Chapter 282 The Late Meeting Between Two Perverts
Chapter 282 The Late Meeting Between Two Perverts
Xin Yuan hadn't reacted to the horrifying scene of Cthulhu, this guy was too curious.
But the human face on the head didn't think there was any problem. Instead, it showed a very cheerful smile, and said wickedly:
"Hey hey, you can call me a prophet, you are in my body now."
"You're all in here!"
"Think about it, if you walk out from here in a while, does it mean that I gave birth to you?"
"One in and one out, you become my son!"
"Isn't it fun to think about it this way, hahahahahaha!"
Speaking of this, the Prophet immediately became overjoyed, the hands on the wall and the feet on the ground jumped happily, and the whole room shook.
No one had spoken to him for a long time, and this made him very happy.
Xin Yuan:......
Turning his head, he looked at Bingkui, but Bingkui was also looking at his nose and heart at this time, not knowing what to say.
Xin Yuan pointed to the ceiling, which is the face of the Prophet, and asked Bingkui:
"What do you mean?"
"Find a pervert to come over and plan to disgust me to death?"
Bing Kui: …
Before Bing Kui had time to speak, the Prophet became unhappy and immediately said loudly:
"Hey brat, where do you come from?! Why are you swearing at people? You, who is a pervert, there are so many perverts in this world, I am a rare normal person, okay?"
Xin Yuan:......
Bing Kui: …
"I'm sorry." Bingkui turned his head and said something to Xin Yuan suddenly.
"Why are you apologizing? Hey! Do you have any opinion on me, too!" the Prophet immediately asked dissatisfied. "Be clear, you guys begged me to come out!"
At this moment, Xin Yuan suddenly touched his chin, not participating in the farce, with a serious expression on his face, as if he was thinking about something.
The Prophet looked down at him and said:
"What's the matter, kid? What are you thinking?"
"I'm thinking about a very profound question, which is related to philosophy, ethics, medicine, biology and other interdisciplinary subjects, and even some moral and legal issues." Xin Yuan replied.
"Oh? What's the matter? Tell me, a big thinker like me, to know." The prophet was immediately aroused curiosity
.
Xin Yuan paced back and forth, and said:
"Tell me, I'm in your body now. Does it mean that if I spit or defecate, it's equivalent to being eaten by you?"
Soul Interrogation!
After a little silence, the Prophet replied:
"Sounds a little gross and not quite right, but maybe something like that?"
Xin Yuan immediately followed up and said, "Then are you a man or a woman? If you are a woman, if I take off my pants here and do some handicrafts, will you be pregnant? Is there any incest issue in this?" ?”
Bing Kui:?
The man in black;? ! ! ?
As soon as this question came up, the Prophet's eyes were stunned for a moment, and then he became thoughtful, stunned and shocked, as if he had heard some ultimate problem of the universe.
"Ah! Tsk...you say that..."
Just when he was hesitating, Xin Yuan's brain opened up, and he said:
"Also, if another person walks in and the two of us do some handicrafts together, what's your situation?"
"Or, if I bring a woman in, then..."
"..."
Starting from this topic, Xin Yuan eloquently extended a series of topics, giving the Prophet a spiritual baptism.
The black-robed man and Bingkui outside the door couldn't hold back anymore, and felt that their ears were already dirty.
It's broken, and the one brought here is also a pervert...
The man in black clenched his fist tightly inside his robe, and after a while, he said coldly to Bingkui:
"Or else kill him."
"Or... did they both kill?"
Bing Kui: …
As a lord, he was speechless, but as a human, he kind of wanted to get out of here.
Xin Yuan and the Prophet chatted happily back and forth, the Prophet was greatly shocked, and murmured with blurred eyes:
"Indeed...how come no one has discussed these issues with me before?"
nonsense! Who the hell has nothing to do to discuss this kind of issue!
"I don't know, maybe they are not normal." Xin Yuan said.
The Prophet nodded approvingly, "Well...you are a philosopher!"
Afterwards, the room trembled for a while, and the arms shrunk deep in the wall trembled for a while.
Shaking, and stretching out forcefully, it stretched out more than three meters with bones and hard flesh!
It reached out to Xin Yuan, beckoning him to shake hands.
The two held hands together to show friendship. Of course, Xin Yuan forcibly suppressed his urge to copy the ability this time.
Do not copy, must hold back! I don't want to be like this ghost.
"It seems that you are also a normal person. There are very few people like us in this world." The prophet said with emotion.
"Well, good brother." Xin Yuan said.
"lifetime!"
"That doesn't have to be..."
"Ahem!" Finally, the heavy cough sounded again.
The man in black had already closed his sense of hearing, and Bing Kui finally couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted their conversation.
I brought Xin Yuan myself to do something important to the whole world and even mankind, not to see which of the two perverts has a lower offline.
"Okay, let's take a while to discuss the truth between the two of you."
"We have business! We are not here to play, let's start now."
In the end, although there was no emotion in the voice, it was obviously approaching an order.
The Prophet curled his lips and muttered:
"It's so boring, look at these boring people, there is no way to understand great ideas."
"Okay, shall we begin then?"
"En." Xin Yuan nodded, he didn't know what to do, but at this time, there was nothing to disagree with.
"Are you going to sit on my pelvis?"
"...duck doesn't have to."
Sitting cross-legged, the two of them had had enough quarrel, and it was time to start.
The whole room began to shrink, in fact, the prophet's body began to tighten until it completely wrapped Xin Yuan.
Everything in front of me became pitch black, like being in a dark universe.
An old voice came from the ear, the prophet's voice was no longer the same as before, it really felt like a prophet.
"Young man, when you don't know whether your life can be guaranteed, you are really in the mood to laugh."
Xin Yuan raised a free and easy smile, "Life and death will not change because of what I say. Isn't it more handsome to die with a smile?"
"And, didn't you just say that I am a philosopher?"