leonardwarren Chapter 173
Chapter 173
Chapter 13: Li Shiminjing was blinded by us!
After entering the camp, Su Hang and the others immediately began to observe the internal structure.
Where is the weapons depot, where is the oil depot, where is the military dormitory ….
When you are in an unfamiliar area, the first thing is to figure out the situation.
Park pointed at Su Hang and asked curiously:
“Mr. Tom, are you all Americans?”
Su Hang glanced at him and did not speak.
Park quickly explained: “Don’t get me wrong, because I see that you are all faces of Qizhou, so I am very curious, after all, most of them are blonde and blue-eyed…”
At this time, Leng Feng took over the conversation and said: “You are rare and strange, there are many people in the United States who are not blonde, are you still doubting our nationality?!” ”
This hat knocked on Park Sheng’s head, which really made them nervous: “No, no, no, don’t misunderstand this gentleman, I’m just simply curious.” ”
An Ran on the side sneered, and then said, “This curiosity of yours is really quite ignorant. ”
In the face of Enron’s ridicule, Park had to smile awkwardly, not knowing how to answer.
So he immediately changed the topic and said, “But speaking of which, Mr. Tom, you are really handsome men and beautiful women.” ”
Upon hearing that Park Shengsheng began to flatter, Su Hang and the others smiled disdainfully.
Park Shengsheng continued very seriously: “Your looks, this temperament, at first glance, are not Chinese! ”
“Huh?!”
Hearing this, Enron and the others all looked sideways, looking at Park Shengsheng with doubts in their eyes.
“How do you say that?!” Leng Feng asked with a frown.
I saw that Park Shengsheng was very excited and said: “This question is very simple, I don’t know if you have noticed, those Huaxia people really grow crookedly.” ”
“The whole body exudes rustic energy, which is really spicy eyes.”
“So walking on the street, you can tell who the Huaxia people are at a glance, because it’s too dirty!”
Park was foaming at the mouth and said very happily.
But they didn’t notice that Leng Feng and the others’ fists had quietly clenched.
“Moreover, I’m not close to you, judging from your dress and conversational temperament, your family should have the blood of the stick country, right?”
Ha?!
Hearing Park Sheng’s words, Su Hang and the others couldn’t cry or laugh.
“Because looking at the few of you, you are really good and in shape, which really fits the characteristics of our stick countrymen!”
Park Shengsheng looked at Su Hang and the others and said very confidently.
“Hmph.”
I saw An Ran sneered and said, “You mean, the people in the stick country are all good-looking and have a good temperament, and Huaxia is not comparable at all?!” ”
As soon as he heard this, Park Shengsheng immediately came to the spirit and said: “Yes, yes, your words can be regarded as saying the point, these Huaxia people are really not good, how can they be compared to each other?”
Park’s words really made everyone cry and laugh.
The people of this stick country think that it is really a rumor.
How come all the good things belong to the country of sticks?!
“You said that the people of the stick country are good-looking, then what do you think, the stick country is the most developed plastic surgery in the world after Egypt?”
Zhang Yijun retorted: “If you really look good, why do you need plastic surgery?!” ”
This sentence of soul torture, Park Sheng, who asked directly, was speechless.
“That’s… Is that… It’s because…”
Park paused for a long time, and then said: “This is because our stick countrymen want to get better!” ”
“Cut!” Leng Feng scoffed.
Can you convince yourself of this reason?!
Facing Su Hang and the others, Park Shengsheng still said without words: “I tell you, you must be careful of the Huaxia people.” ”
“Oh?” Su Hang asked with interest, “How do you say it?” ”
“Because the Chinese people are very bad, they always say that our things are theirs!”
Park said this, with an angry expression on his face, which looked like he had seen his father and enemy.
“Like what?!” Enron asked quietly.
I saw Park Shengsheng stretching out his finger and saying like a few family treasures: “There are really too many things!” ”
“You are like this acupuncture, this is obviously invented by our Korean doctors first, how did it become something in their Chinese medicine?!”
Hearing this, Su Hang “fluttered” and laughed!
Facing Park’s confused eyes, Su Hang said: “If you continue, I will laugh when I think of funny things.” ”
Park Shengsheng hurriedly said: “It’s okay, it’s okay, you laugh, you laugh!” ”
Immediately after, Park Shengsheng continued: “Look, there is also this Dragon Boat Festival. ”
Dragon boat festival?!
The eyes of everyone were surprised.
“Yes, Dragon Boat Festival!” Park’s mood was very high: “This Dragon Boat Festival is obviously the traditional festival of our stick country, and now it has become their Chinese festival as they say!” ”
“Huh!”
On the faces of Enron and the others, all expressions of disgust appeared.
What is called the wicked suing first, this is called the wicked suing first!
The behavior of this group of stick countrymen really gives full play to this sentence!
And next, Park’s words shocked everyone even more.
I saw him mysteriously say to everyone: “Do you know, what else do the Huaxia people say is theirs?” ”
Su Hang and the others deliberately shook their heads and said they didn’t know.
Seeing that everyone didn’t know, Park all of a sudden became energetic.
I saw him say very excitedly: “History! ”
History?!
Su Hang and the others frowned, unimagining that they could hear these words from his mouth.
“What do you mean by that, why is it history?!” Leng Feng’s tone has become cold!
And Park Shengsheng still said in a mouthful: “You see, Huaxia has always said that it has a history of 5,000 years. ”
“This is all a lie, our stick country really has a history of 5,000 years!”
Su Hang and the others were like listening to a book, listening to Park Shengsheng there as if he had been electrocuted.
“Our stick country has a history of 5,000 years, many things were invented by us, what compass, gunpowder, movable type printing and so on, you all think it is Chinese, right?”
“It’s not! This is all from our stick country, and it was transmitted to China in the later stage! ”
“And do you know that the territory of our stick country in ancient times was very large, and the Tang Dynasty of China came to attack us, let us directly fight back!”
“Our stick national iron horses all hit the capital of their Tang Dynasty, and Tang Emperor Li Shimin was blinded by our general.”
“Then Li Shimin personally begged our army for mercy and let us let them go!”
“We all made a TV series about this, but unfortunately it was not broadcast on a large scale around the world!”
Speaking of this, Park showed a regretful expression.
At this moment, Su Hang and the others were already stunned and didn’t know what to say at all.
Only two words for Park for life:
Cow batch!! _
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