Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1381 - Galan: If you want to die, don't drag me into it.



#1381 - Galan: If you want to die, don't drag me into it.

With a furious roar from Sun Wukong, the Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma-Protecting Garudas, who had been hiding in the shadows, dared not conceal themselves any longer. They hurriedly rushed out and stood obediently before Sun Wukong.

Seeing that the Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma-Protecting Garudas had all arrived, the monks' morale was greatly boosted.

"It's alright now, the Six Dings and Six Jias are here! We have hope!"

Xuan Yuan, the Daoist priest, frowned upon seeing this, his face filled with shock. He muttered to himself,

"Damn it, so the Arhats and Garudas have interfered. No wonder we in Chechi Kingdom can't completely eliminate this Western Daoist tradition..."

"Wait, these people all have the Buddha's blessing. It's impossible that they couldn't pray for rain even after twenty years!"

"Could it be..."

Xuan Yuan was indeed clever, and he began to connect some dots.

After all, he was a wandering Daoist priest, and he knew that many countries in Xiniu Hezhou had been manipulated by the Western Paradise.

He knew how they made a country obediently establish the Western religion as the state religion, and he knew how terrible the exploitation would be once it was established.

In just a moment, Xuan Yuan understood a lot more.

He was secretly annoyed in his heart,

"This twenty-year drought in Chechi Kingdom has killed countless people. I originally thought it was a natural disaster, but now it turns out to be a man-made one!"

"I need to report to the king and let him know how to protect the civilians of Chechi Kingdom!"

Xuan Yuan quietly left while no one was paying attention to him.

At this moment, no one on the field knew that Xuan Yuan had quietly gone back to report. Everyone's attention was on the Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma-Protecting Garudas.

With the support of the Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma-Protecting Garudas, the monks were extremely proud and shouted repeatedly,

"Venerable gods, please be sure to persuade the Holy Monk to save us from this suffering!"

The eyes of those Garudas and Arhats were filled with embarrassment when the monks shouted like that.

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas looked at Chu Hao, who was sitting on the White Dragon's back with a calm expression and a hint of playfulness.

Chu Hao tilted his head and gave the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas a look.

That one look made the souls of the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas seem to freeze!

It's over, Mom, I'm not coming home for dinner tonight!

This is the Law Enforcement God of the Three Realms here! Who would dare to act presumptuously in front of the Law Enforcement God of the Three Realms?

Are you kidding me? Don't they want to live?

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas also wanted to know why Guanyin Bodhisattva hadn't come out to speak yet, but thinking about it, let alone Guanyin Bodhisattva, even if the Tathagata Buddha was here, he might not dare to do anything.

This is Chu Hao after all, the one who easily destroyed the Great World that had stood for tens of thousands of years in the Western Paradise. Who would dare to provoke him?

At this moment, Sun Wukong shouted to the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas:

"Hey, I heard you've been waiting for me, haven't you? Also, did you order our master and disciples to rescue these lazy maggots?"

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas waved their hands repeatedly and said with a smile:

"We wouldn't dare, we wouldn't dare. Great Sage, do whatever you want. How dare our Western Paradise order you around!"

The monks of Chechi Kingdom were furious. Although they dared not argue with Sun Wukong, they were very tough and shouted to the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas:

"Venerable gods, you must stand up for us. You told us before that Tang Sanzang would support us."

"If we can't be freed, how can we establish a state religion for Chechi Kingdom?"

"In addition, I think this Holy Monk and his disciples must have been bewitched by villains. Yes, I'm talking about the person sitting on the horse's back! Yes, you, what are you looking at?!"

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment and pointed at himself,

"Me?"

Eating melons and ending up with it on my own head?

The monks suddenly became angry. They couldn't touch Tang Sanzang, but couldn't they touch a nobody like you?!

Immediately, the monks angrily shouted at the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas:

"Venerable gods, it's this bastard. We saw it clearly just now. The Holy Monk was already planning to come and rescue us, but it was because of this bastard's appearance that Tang Sanzang was bewitched!"

"Yes, it's them. I think he must be a demon who bewitches people's minds. He's the one who made the Holy Monk unable to distinguish right from wrong and even attacked us!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's this person. He's quite handsome, but I didn't expect him to be so evil. You must not let him go!"

"He has committed the crime of blasphemy, disrespecting heaven and Buddha, and his sins are unforgivable! Throw him into the eighteenth level of hell and let him never be reincarnated!"

"As long as he's gone, we'll definitely be able to successfully establish a state religion, and our great cause will be accomplished!"

While the monks were squeezing out Chu Hao, they didn't realize that the faces of the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas were gradually becoming extremely ugly.

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas were roaring madly in their hearts,

Stop talking, stop talking!

You, you motherf***ers, if you want to die, don't drag me down with you!

However, the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas couldn't even speak, because they had lost all courage.

They looked at Chu Hao and found that Chu Hao's face was not gloomy, but had a smile on it.

Alright, we're dead for sure.

Better to hear ghosts cry than to see Chu smile!

Now, the hearts of the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas were half cold. These idiotic monks were going to take them to their deaths!

The monks thought that as long as they threatened to establish a state religion, they could得意地指挥 these Garudas and Arhats to do things.

Moreover, the monks were actually quite smart. They could see that Tang Sanzang and his three disciples were the core of the Journey to the West, and only Chu Hao was an outsider.

So-called persimmons must be picked soft. The monks couldn't kill Tang Sanzang, so of course they had to choose to kill this ignorant and handsome young man!

I have to say, they were actually quite smart, and what they said was very skillful.

Well said, but don't say it again next time.

The Copper Head Jiedi stood up tremblingly and said, "Shut up!"

At this moment, the Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas only saw Chu Hao on the White Dragon's back, and they felt all their courage disappear.

They didn't know what to say or do, because just now, these idiotic monks had actually said all kinds of bad things in front of the Law Enforcement God of the Three Realms!

Before they could speak, Chu Hao suddenly smiled and said:

"I heard that you want to drag me to the eighteenth level of hell, is that right?"

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and Dharma-Protecting Garudas looked at each other, suddenly knelt down with a thud, and cried out with a wail,

"Spare us!"

"That's not true! These bastards are the ones who should go to hell!"

"You don't need to worry, I'll take them to hell now and let them know the crime of blasphemy!"


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