Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#558 - I advise you not to despise the poor young people. After 3 years, I will break the sky.



#558 - I advise you not to despise the poor young people. After 3 years, I will break the sky.

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment. Without needing to think, he knew the system was up to something again!

【Tightening Hoop, after mutation: Each time the incantation is recited, you can enjoy a head massage from the hoop and gain one thousand years of cultivation. Maximum of ten thousand years of cultivation per day.】

【Note: Only the Tightening Hoop gifted by the system can be mutated. Mutation requires materials: ten thousand merits of divine water and one Postnatal Treasure.】

【Additionally, the mutated Tightening Hoop can obscure heavenly secrets. Sages cannot distinguish between real and fake.】

【Mutate?】

【Yes】 【No】

Of course, he would choose to mutate!

As for Postnatal Treasures, Chu Hao had plenty of unfathomed treasures, especially that Mani Pearl of Fixed Light, which might have been tampered with.

This was a great item!

Chu Hao didn't have a single treasure that could steadily increase cultivation years. Sun Wukong was truly fortunate.

【Endure! The three-year period is not yet over, Great Sage Sun, you must endure!】

【Task: Persuade Sun Wukong to wear the mutated Tightening Hoop.】

【Reward: Pillar Dan (Body Cultivation Pill), Asura Extinction Pill (Freshens breath, clears bowels, lubricates intestines).】

Chu Hao was stunned for a good while.

Pillar Dan?

What was it trying to do with such a simple name?

And… Asura Extinction Pill? It's just to clear bowels and lubricate intestines?

My god, this is like a toad lying on the road, pretending to be a Jeep!

But a fool doesn't take advantage when it's offered. Chu Hao stopped immediately, took out the mutated Tightening Hoop from his chest, and placed it in front of Sun Wukong.

"Forget it, you're getting anxious. You really have no class… Here, this is yours."

Chu Hao grumbled as he handed over the Tightening Hoop.

The Tathagata Buddha was stunned for a moment, his lips twitching.

"You… why are you suddenly so cooperative?"

The Tathagata Buddha was frightened by Chu Hao's 360-degree turn in attitude, and he felt a sense of bewilderment in his heart.

There must be something fishy going on here?!

Chu Hao looked at the Tathagata Buddha with a helpless expression.

"Hey, I just wanted to confirm whether the Tightening Hoop was mine or not."

"Now that I think about it, I don't seem to have found this kind of treasure when I came to Mount Ling to search for treasures."

"If it's not mine, I definitely can't take it. I'm not some uncivilized person. Did you think I would take the Tightening Hoop to threaten you?"

The Tathagata Buddha twitched his lips.

Not 'did you think,' but 'already did!'

If I hadn't stopped you, you probably would have already returned to the Heavenly Court to modify the Tightening Hoop!

However, in any case, since Chu Hao returned the Tightening Hoop, everything was back under control.

The Tathagata Buddha was a cautious person.

He even used his divine powers to take a look at the Tightening Hoop, and found that the Tightening Hoop was still the same as before, without any change.

The Tathagata mocked himself in his heart:

I was overthinking it, completely overthinking it.

Chu Hao couldn't possibly have foreseen the plan to restrain Sun Wukong with the Tightening Hoop in advance;

Nor could he have replaced the Tightening Hoop in front of me!

Within the Three Realms, no one could have done such a thing!

Absolutely impossible!

The Tathagata Buddha was full of confidence, thinking that Chu Hao was afraid of the Western Paradise, so he cooperated obediently.

At that time, the Tathagata Buddha became smug, looked down at Sun Wukong, and said coldly:

"Sun Wukong, the Tightening Hoop has returned to its place. In the Three Realms, no one can help you anymore."

"Wear the Tightening Hoop."

Sun Wukong: "Tathagata, who do you think you are? A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated!"

The Tathagata Buddha: "…"

What the hell are you still making a fuss about? Do you believe I'll hammer you into a mushroom?!

Why are you so stubborn? Didn't you see that the Prison God has bowed his head?

Can't you have a little sense of propriety?!

The Tathagata Buddha: "Wear it!"

Sun Wukong: "Kill me if you can!"

Who did you learn that from?!

The Tathagata Buddha's forehead veins bulged. He was really uncomfortable. He had almost made Sun Wukong give up hope completely just now.

But this damn Prison God, Chu Hao, came out and stirred things up, directly igniting Sun Wukong's anger of resistance.

Damn it, he had planned for countless years, cooperated with the Heavenly Court to perform such a big play, and even frightened Sun Wukong for five hundred years. Everyone in the Three Realms should have bowed their heads!

Beast!

Why is this Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God so capable of stirring up trouble?

The Tathagata Buddha was furious in his heart!

A cold light flashed in his eyes. Since he had already called for reinforcements, the Tathagata Buddha decided to take this opportunity to make a final decision.

Although he was only an incarnation now, not enough to defeat Chu Hao, he could come!

Last time, Chu Hao escaped. This time, Guanyin Bodhisattva, plus the Tathagata incarnation, and a powerful sneak attack!

He would torture Chu Hao in front of Sun Wukong, and if possible, eliminate Chu Hao in one fell swoop!

This would not only make Sun Wukong restrain his arrogant and ignorant heart, but also eradicate the scourge of the Three Realms. It was simply killing two birds with one stone!

The Tathagata Buddha thought so.

However, the Tathagata Buddha still chose to take the last step, a routine persuasion:

"Sun Wukong, what will it take for you to wear the Tightening Hoop?"

Sun Wukong sneered.

"Anyway, it's impossible for you, you bald donkey, to have the face to do it."

"If Brother Prison God is willing to personally put it on for me, I will naturally go to the Western Paradise in the future!"

The Tathagata Buddha twitched his lips. You… how did you change your tune so quickly?

In fact, Sun Wukong had also figured it out. He could not give up his hatred, nor could he obey obediently.

But he remembered what Chu Hao had said to Sun Wukong earnestly when he was vacationing in the ninth-level heavenly prison before:

Be sure to kill your way directly to the Western Paradise!

Yes, that's what he said earnestly.

Chu Hao, as a member of the Heavenly Court, had irreconcilable conflicts with the Western Paradise. In addition, he had been arranged by the Western Paradise so many times. These mortal enemies had long been enemies for more than a day or two.

Sun Wukong's heart was full of vengeful anger. When he was suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha just now, he thought that he was an orphan and had no one to rely on.

But Chu Hao's intrusion just now gave Sun Wukong hope.

Within the Three Realms, Sun Wukong felt that Chu Hao could do things that the Jade Emperor could not do!

That person was the person Sun Wukong trusted the most in his life.

Only he stood up for himself at his most dangerous and helpless moment!

Sun Wukong chose to endure, whether it was a thousand years or ten thousand years, he only wanted to one day…

Kill his way to the Western Paradise!

Giving up on oneself or sacrificing oneself like a moth to a flame was just the simplest, most stupid, and most ridiculous thing!

Given the hope, how could Sun Wukong choose to be a moth to a flame again?

He decided to cooperate with the Western Paradise and put on a show!


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