leonardwarren #350 - Damn, what a good mouth!
#350 - Damn, what a good mouth!
“… … Senior Brother Wang.”
Xu Chengxian had countless curses he wanted to utter, but he held back.
Not because he was afraid of angering the other party and being unable to win in a fight.
But because he still needed to ask Wang Shanlu about the matter of the Empress of the Capital sending people to investigate the White Snake Temple, what was the reason for it, and what were they investigating.
He was worried he would forget if he cursed them out.
“Haha! Just kidding with you.” Wang Shanlu laughed loudly, “Don’t worry, I just said that I would protect you together with Chengji, and that’s not just empty talk.”
Logically speaking, he should also receive a reward from the Empress.
Based on the principle of being a bastard if one doesn't take advantage of an opportunity, he directly agreed when Qin Hong inquired.
“Could it be that I did something wrong?”
“Wrong, well, it can’t be considered wrong.”
“Is the Empress dissatisfied with the White Snake Temple?” Xu Chengxian immediately thought, “Did someone speak ill of me?”
The appearance of a loyal and righteous person like him would inevitably be slandered and framed by villains and traitors.
He understood this.
That's how it's always portrayed in dramas!
“Damn it!” He gritted his teeth, “Don’t let me find out who it is.”
If he catches them, he'll throw them into a latrine and drown them!
“… … Why are you suddenly so agitated?” Wang Shanlu felt a little strange, “It’s as if someone wants to harm you.”
“Huh? Is no one trying to harm me?” Xu Chengxian asked back.
“Someone is using this as an excuse, but this person didn’t come here for you.” Wang Shanlu said.
“Who came?” Xu Chengxian breathed a sigh of relief, but also became curious, “Who did he come for?”
“The person who came is Cheng Kong, the chief disciple of the Four Regions Lotus Pond Monastery.” Wang Shanlu sighed and said, “This guy is also here for your snake pet.”
“This matter is a bit difficult, he is at the peak of the Arhat Realm, only one step away from ascending the lotus platform.”
“This time, his master also gave him a helper, a snake demon with a cultivation base in the mid-stage of the Golden Core Realm.”
“Oh right, this snake demon is the reason he came for your snake pet.”
“It is said that he has a technique that can help demons devour and refine the bloodlines of their own kind, to improve their cultivation without worrying about future troubles.”
Wang Shanlu finished speaking about the matter in a rambling manner, as if he were chatting about everyday things.
Xu Chengxian also listened to the whole thing.
After listening, he only had one feeling: “… … Senior Brother Wang, if you talk like this, you’ll be beaten to death sooner or later!”
Damn it!
What do you mean it's not for me, it's for my snake pet?
That's basically for me!
Even if they don't know that the Flower Snake is his main body, the snake pet and the master are one.
Even, the spiritual beast is based on the master.
Wang Shanlu was obviously doing it on purpose!
That chief disciple of the Four Regions Lotus Pond Monastery, Monk Cheng Kong, was clearly here for him!
The other party wanted his snake to swallow his snake!
“Hehe, Junior Brother Xu, that’s because you don’t understand.” Wang Shanlu smiled and said, “Those who want to beat me to death won’t let me go just because of what I say. Conversely, it’s the same.”
“Besides, they may not necessarily be able to beat me!”
Wanting to beat him to death was not an easy task.
Of course, he would also return the beatings he received with his own ability.
“Isn’t the Buddhist sect not supposed to kill living beings at will?” Xu Chengxian was too lazy to listen to Wang Shanlu’s bragging and asked instead.
A monk who is not allowed to kill living beings wants to let his snake eat my snake.
Does that make sense?
“Yes, the Buddhist sect is not allowed to kill living beings casually.” Wang Shanlu laughed loudly, “But they didn’t say that they can’t deliver them to the afterlife!”
“…”
“There’s also subduing demons and eliminating evil.”
“…”
Xu Chengxian twitched the corner of his mouth.
Yes, that’s right.
Whether it’s delivering them to the afterlife, or the angry Diamond subduing demons and eliminating evil, and maintaining goodness, they are all professionals.
Therefore, it is very reasonable for the spiritual beast under the Buddhist sect to eat his snake demon.
… … Reasonable my ass!
“Damn it! Bald donkey!”
Xu Chengxian couldn’t help but curse.
If Xiaocui hadn’t been conferred as a righteous deity, would she also have to be fed to his snake?
Damn bald head!
He had never spoken harshly to monks before.
Everyone was competing for cultivation resources, and no matter how despicable the means and tricks were, they were all used in battle.
Whether it was dirty or shameless.
There was no need for personal attacks.
But now, he had become the target of the scheme.
He couldn't stand it!
“Don’t worry, don’t worry, we said we would help you block them, what are you worried about?” Wang Shanlu said, “Cheng Kong’s plan is his plan, we have our own things to do, how can we let him ruin things?”
“Senior Brother, didn’t you just say it was difficult?” Xu Chengxian certainly knew that Wang Shanlu and Chengji still needed his ‘snake pet’ and would try to ensure that the plan was not affected.
But he couldn't be sure to what extent these two people could do in the face of opponents with even stronger cultivation bases than them.
They didn't need to do much.
Just temporarily block Cheng Kong.
“Once we get to the South Sea Dragon Palace, the sky’s the limit.” He calculated in his heart.
Even if there were no gains at that time, he could at least find a place to hide.
Come out after sleeping until he breaks through.
Anyway, Xiaocui has a protective charm, and since Cheng Kong came from the Capital, he obviously has a close relationship with the Empress, so he would not casually attack a righteous deity.
Especially a righteous deity with thriving incense offerings.
He was afraid that he would have ulterior motives and stab him in the back.
“But I won’t hide for long, if it doesn’t work, I’ll risk swallowing a dragon!” Xu Chengxian thought to himself.
As for who this unlucky dragon is, he would have to wait until he got to the South Sea.
Just as he had thought out his escape route, he heard Wang Shanlu say: “Difficult, but it’s not impossible, let alone something that can’t be done.”
Xu Chengxian: “…”
“Don’t worry, Junior Brother Xu.” Wang Shanlu added, “Chengji went to Lingzhou and just sent a message to me, saying that things are almost done.”
“…” Xu Chengxian really wanted to rush out and have a big fight with him at this moment.
Good fellow, if you could get it done, why didn't you say it earlier?
Saying it so slowly made his emotional turmoil just now seem very stupid!
“Hey? Junior Brother, don’t you want to ask how we got it done?”
“This matter is difficult, but it’s actually simple to do.”
“Let me tell you, what we want, Cheng Kong also wants.”
Wang Shanlu was still transmitting his voice incessantly.
Moreover, even if Xu Chengxian didn't answer, he still continued to speak on his own.
“So, we are prepared to reluctantly part with some of our love for your snake pet and share a piece of the pie with him.”
“When we get the item, we will study the wonderful methods together with him.”
“Hehe.” Xu Chengxian hid all the slander in this hehe.
Reluctantly part with some of our love for my snake pet?
It's as if you could get that beloved item without this snake pet!
Damn it, what a good mouth!